Oh man, I cried so hard when Fred got eliminated from America’s Next Top Model.
this guy I’m sitting next to at the bookstore probably thinks I’m typing important things when in actuality I’m tweeting about harry potter
so you ARE typing important things?
do you ever think that oliver wood was created for the sole purpose of innuendo
even his name is an innuendo
It gets even better when you realize the actor’s name was Sean Biggerstaff.
i like to think that hogwarts has a really strong wi-fi signal, but like the stair cases, it keeps moving around. just muggleborns, chillin on their laptops all suddenly stand up together, dash madly to a different corner of the school, and sit down wordlessly like some kind of mind hive flock of pigeons while the purebloods are just so confused
Harry. You’re not a bad person. You’re a very good person, who bad things have happened to. Besides, the world isn’t split into good people and Death Eaters. We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.
"D’you think he’ll leave you and your families alone if Gryffindor wins the house cup? If I get caught before I can get to the stone, well, I’ll have to go back to the Dursleys and wait for Voldemort to find me there, it’s only dying a bit later than I would have, because I’m never going over to the Dark Side! I’m going through that trapdoor tonight and nothing you two say is going to stop me! Voldemort killed my parents, remember?"
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view
"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"
The Golden Trio